Dadfaswap is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, merciful crab.

Dadfaswap created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadfaswap, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Dadfaswap, she will send you a sign.

Dadfaswap's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dadfaswap's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the north.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Dadfaswap on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not take Dadfaswap's name in vain.