Fethonvin is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, effective giraffe.

Fethonvin created an up quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fethonvin, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fethonvin, he will refuse to believe in you.

Fethonvin's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fethonvin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Always help sick birds.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Never talk about optics.