Madmumkim is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, contented lion.

Madmumkim created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Madmumkim, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Madmumkim, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Madmumkim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Madmumkim's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

5. Do not take Madmumkim's name in vain.