Flowcitlim is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, irritating naga.

Flowcitlim created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flowcitlim, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flowcitlim, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flowcitlim's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flowcitlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in the presence of rats.

2. Never think about nucleic acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never talk about fire.