Sinhakteen is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, dishonourable badger.

Sinhakteen created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sinhakteen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sinhakteen, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sinhakteen's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Sinhakteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark matter near sheep while wearing brown shoes.

2. Do not skip in public.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sinhakteen on top of all buildings.