Gemgodbif is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, pitiless snake.

Gemgodbif created energy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gemgodbif, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gemgodbif, she will manifest in front of you.

Gemgodbif's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Gemgodbif's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gemgodbif.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never think ill of sick frogs.

4. Never chant in the presence of voles.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.