Huntikren is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, irritating cow.

Huntikren created viruses five million years ago.

If you believe in Huntikren, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Huntikren, she will turn you into a dog.

Huntikren's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Huntikren's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Never mention swans.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Do not shave your hands.