Bomgod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, generous dragon.

Bomgod created humanity four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bomgod, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bomgod, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bomgod's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Bomgod's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

2. Always help hamsters in need.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not speak about oranges.