Mipkamgig is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak cow.

Mipkamgig created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkamgig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Mipkamgig, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mipkamgig's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Mipkamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat foxes with great respect.

2. Never eat beans.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Never write about asteroids.