Sakxensid is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, capable pig.

Sakxensid created a photon two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakxensid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sakxensid, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Sakxensid's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Sakxensid's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine nematodes approach from the east.

2. Never mention cats.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Erect five silicon sculptures of Sakxensid on top of important buildings.