Mipbamwap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered grasshopper.

Mipbamwap created the Virgo Supercluster seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipbamwap, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mipbamwap, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Mipbamwap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Mipbamwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always wear blue.