Ligfut is a god.
It takes the form of a heavy, duplicitous
jackal.
Ligfut created a charm quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Ligfut, it will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Ligfut, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Ligfut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Ligfut's Holy Commandments1. Never pour water over plants.
2. Do not bounce in public.
3. Do not shave your face.
4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
5. Always make sure there are no manatees in a room before entering it.