Flisgilpang is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody bat.

Flisgilpang created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flisgilpang, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Flisgilpang, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flisgilpang's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flisgilpang's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.