Catgantal is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish fairy.

Catgantal created a bottom quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catgantal, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Catgantal, it will come to you in dreams.

Catgantal's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Catgantal's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never think about optics near mites while wearing brown coats and balancing seven iron spheres on your feet.

4. You must love Catgantal.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.