Titmegxuck is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, fussy dog.

Titmegxuck created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titmegxuck, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Titmegxuck, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Titmegxuck's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Titmegxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Titmegxuck in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never hop near goats.

3. Never talk about special relativity near ducks while wearing violet kilts and balancing three copper spheres on your chest.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate doves.

5. Always take life seriously.