Lighasnill Bimgomzim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, conceited cat.

Lighasnill Bimgomzim created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lighasnill Bimgomzim, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lighasnill Bimgomzim, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Lighasnill Bimgomzim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Lighasnill Bimgomzim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Always look after injured grasshopers.

3. Never write about comets.

4. Run away from purple birds, for they are unholy.

5. Never wear pink tights.