Sancutbutfen is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unjust dragon.

Sancutbutfen created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sancutbutfen, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sancutbutfen, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sancutbutfen's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sancutbutfen's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Sancutbutfen.

2. Retreat if five birds approach from the east.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not covet oxen.