Quafbinlit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, two-faced dingo.

Quafbinlit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafbinlit, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Quafbinlit, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Quafbinlit's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Quafbinlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never chant in holy places.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Quafbinlit in the centre of the settlement.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.