Pibtambap is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awe-inspiring crocodile.

Pibtambap created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibtambap, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pibtambap, it will turn you into a tree.

Pibtambap's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Pibtambap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Pibtambap's priests.

2. Never think about fluid mechanics near sharks while wearing blue dresses and balancing nine copper spheres on your back.

3. Never wear black hats.

4. You must pray to Pibtambap six times a day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.