Yathenhim Somlunwan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient crocodile.

Yathenhim Somlunwan created a top quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yathenhim Somlunwan, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Yathenhim Somlunwan, it will think nothing of it.

Yathenhim Somlunwan's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Yathenhim Somlunwan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine swans approach from the south.

2. Yathenhim Somlunwan loves ducks, so they must be respected.

3. You must pray to Yathenhim Somlunwan seven times a day.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.