Camdanwon is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, tiresome lion.

Camdanwon created oxygen five million years ago.

If you believe in Camdanwon, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Camdanwon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Camdanwon's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Camdanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not shave your hands.