Veggankinced is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful guinea pig.

Veggankinced created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veggankinced, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Veggankinced, it will destroy your home solar system.

Veggankinced's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Veggankinced's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Always help eagles in need.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never wear jumpers.