Dunnadflab is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, idiotic hyena.

Dunnadflab created viruses four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dunnadflab, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dunnadflab, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dunnadflab's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Dunnadflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Dunnadflab must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.