Hasgarrig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing coyote.

Hasgarrig created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hasgarrig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hasgarrig, he will turn you into a goat.

Hasgarrig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hasgarrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

4. Never leap in the presence of geese.

5. Never talk about stars.