Pitquillpag Cedcebsis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, unthoughtful owl.

Pitquillpag Cedcebsis created the world four years ago.

If you believe in Pitquillpag Cedcebsis, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pitquillpag Cedcebsis, it will throw large rocks at you.

Pitquillpag Cedcebsis' most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Pitquillpag Cedcebsis' Holy Commandments

1. Never feed lots of cherries to porpoises while wearing turquoise boots.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.