Bigfardin is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fussy toad.

Bigfardin created the Cigar Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfardin, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bigfardin, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bigfardin's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bigfardin's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Bigfardin.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.

3. Run away from red eagles, for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lots of oranges to ducks while wearing white boots.

5. Never hurt ants.