Nelfatken is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable bear.

Nelfatken created the Sol system eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelfatken, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nelfatken, it will attempt to scare you with floods.

Nelfatken's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Nelfatken's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Nelfatken.

2. Always obey Nelfatken's priests.

3. Hide if nine foxes approach from the east.

4. Feed all hungry voles.

5. Respect your elders.