Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, happy horse.

Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog created the planet Jupiter two million years ago.

If you believe in Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog, it will turn you into a worm.

Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Queeggundodlarnfitnarthog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear pink tights.

5. Never run near seals.