Saddoggof is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, vain clam.

Saddoggof created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Saddoggof, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Saddoggof, she will be very sad.

Saddoggof's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Saddoggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Never paint your head red.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saddoggof.

5. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.