Fubbigmot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-assured dryad.

Fubbigmot created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubbigmot, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fubbigmot, it will laugh at you.

Fubbigmot's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Fubbigmot's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always treat doves with great respect.