Bafsandnanmisrag is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, self-assured parrot.

Bafsandnanmisrag created vertebrates four years ago.

If you believe in Bafsandnanmisrag, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bafsandnanmisrag, she will send minions to preach to you.

Bafsandnanmisrag's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Bafsandnanmisrag's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bafsandnanmisrag.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not dye your hair cyan.