Govquillfen is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody rhinoceros.

Govquillfen created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govquillfen, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govquillfen, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Govquillfen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Govquillfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about electromagnetism.

2. Do not kill ants.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always help mice in need.