Zogcudrillbempodbafnad is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, ruthless ant.

Zogcudrillbempodbafnad created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zogcudrillbempodbafnad, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Zogcudrillbempodbafnad, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Zogcudrillbempodbafnad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zogcudrillbempodbafnad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Erect a giant tin sculpture of Zogcudrillbempodbafnad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Put Zogcudrillbempodbafnad first in all things.