Lakbomdud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, conceited dugong.

Lakbomdud created Mount Everest six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakbomdud, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lakbomdud, it will turn you into a rat.

Lakbomdud's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Lakbomdud's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not hurt dolphins.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.