Matgamved is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, confident bat.

Matgamved created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgamved, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Matgamved, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Matgamved's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Matgamved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never talk about optics near dogs while wearing brown dresses.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Matgamved loves bats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look in ponds.