Limjabbest is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty
wolf.
Limjabbest created the cosmos two years ago.
If you believe in
Limjabbest, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Limjabbest, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Limjabbest's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Limjabbest's Holy Commandments1. Never wear skirts.
2. Do not shave your neck.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Do not cook food in pots.
5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Limjabbest in the centre of the settlement.