Limjabbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, witty wolf.

Limjabbest created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Limjabbest, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limjabbest, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Limjabbest's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Limjabbest's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear skirts.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Limjabbest in the centre of the settlement.
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