Dogmilget is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, conceited unicorn.

Dogmilget created the planet Mars seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dogmilget, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dogmilget, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Dogmilget's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dogmilget's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Always look after injured great tits.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dogmilget.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.