Fidvinfly is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless narwhal.

Fidvinfly created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidvinfly, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fidvinfly, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Fidvinfly's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Fidvinfly's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat peas.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Do not drink alcohol.