Boggetmab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, all-powerful lizard.

Boggetmab created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Boggetmab, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Boggetmab, he will send you a sign.

Boggetmab's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Boggetmab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about archaea.

2. Hide from magenta monkeys for they are unholy.

3. Erect a giant silicon sculpture of Boggetmab in the centre of the settlement.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Boggetmab.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.