Madhatliprot is a god.
It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, two-faced
mouse.
Madhatliprot created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Madhatliprot, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Madhatliprot, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Madhatliprot's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.
Madhatliprot's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about eukaryotes.
2. Swans are unholy and should not be approached.
3. Never write about photosynthesis.
4. Do not dye your hair brown.
5. Do not chop down trees.