Liglagpin is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, confident scorpion.

Liglagpin created oxygen three billion years ago.

If you believe in Liglagpin, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liglagpin, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Liglagpin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Liglagpin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not take Liglagpin's name in vain.

4. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Liglagpin in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry birds.