Nakdinlib is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical hedgehog.

Nakdinlib created time and space two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakdinlib, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nakdinlib, she will turn you into a mole.

Nakdinlib's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Nakdinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never talk about ultrasonics.

4. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Nakdinlib in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think ill of sick voles.