Negcarcut is a god.
He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast
horse.
Negcarcut created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Negcarcut, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Negcarcut, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Negcarcut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Negcarcut's Holy Commandments1. Feed all hungry mice.
2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Never wear orange ear rings.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Do not commit murder.