Negcarcut is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast horse.

Negcarcut created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Negcarcut, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Negcarcut, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Negcarcut's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Negcarcut's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never wear orange ear rings.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not commit murder.