Misjamgig is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, irritating zebra.

Misjamgig created a down quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Misjamgig, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Misjamgig, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Misjamgig's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Misjamgig's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help sick dogs.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.