Zagrenjarn is a god.
It takes the form of a blubbery, overgenerous
hamster.
Zagrenjarn created Asia five trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Zagrenjarn, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Zagrenjarn, it will try to impress you with rainbows.
Zagrenjarn's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.
Zagrenjarn's Holy Commandments1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.
5. Run away if three dolphins approach from the south.