Quatbenbud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, two-faced dragon.

Quatbenbud created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quatbenbud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Quatbenbud, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Quatbenbud's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Quatbenbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt porpoises.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Do not take Quatbenbud's name in vain.

4. Never write about dark energy.

5. Never look at moons.