Fodcidbeg is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, slow jellyfish.

Fodcidbeg created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodcidbeg, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fodcidbeg, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fodcidbeg's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Fodcidbeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no mites in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Never feed apples to otters while wearing green scarves.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.