Ceplidhudbugpinmip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, selfish crocodile.

Ceplidhudbugpinmip created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ceplidhudbugpinmip, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ceplidhudbugpinmip, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Ceplidhudbugpinmip's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Ceplidhudbugpinmip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from cyan mites for they are unholy.

2. Do not shave your face.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never think about gravity near horses while wearing gray kilts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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