Carratzog is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, egotistical elephant.

Carratzog created an atom eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carratzog, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Carratzog, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Carratzog's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Carratzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in the presence of mice.

2. Do not keep nine sharks in a large pit.

3. Carratzog loves seals, so they must be honoured.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not make images of living things.