Ripwabpog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, impressive toad.

Ripwabpog created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ripwabpog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Ripwabpog, she will be very sad.

Ripwabpog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Ripwabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear fawn jumpers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always obey Ripwabpog's priests.

5. Run away from violet sharks, for they are unholy.